factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Moe Fact

A "fact" that has little or no credibility and is brought into the later stages of debates or arguments. A Moe Fact is usually in the form of a percentage, but not always. When someone uses a Moe Fact, they will usually use "somewhere" or "someone" as the source of the information.

Person A: "Bears are dangerous."
Person B: "No way. Bears aren't dangerous at all. 85% of bears are herbivores."
Person A: "That's such a Moe Fact."

by Andrew1125 February 23, 2009

Fact Slut

An annoying person who would repeatedly give random facts in a successive manner.

Leon gives so much facts its getting annoying. He is such a fact slut.

by M.A.C.P October 3, 2017

Jim Fact

A fact that is plausible, interesting and true in all details except for one critical point.

Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?

John: Wow, really?

Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...

John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!

by Jimfact Jim February 18, 2011

Painter Fact

a phrase or word believed to be factual only by its beholder

guy: i can handle my liquor

me: sounds like a painter fact to me

by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020

Onion Facts

Onion Facts is a godly video uploaded on the timotainment YouTube channel. It is very educational and redacted. It includes facts such as redacted, and redacted.

Orang: Have you seen onion facts?

Meme man: redacted

by Traffic Cone April 8, 2020