Escalation of Inebriation

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.

"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009

Escanor

THE STRONGEST OF ALL DEADLY SINS

HES A FUCKING G O D

ALL HAIL ESCANOR

by Tguy69420 December 11, 2018

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

flat escalator

moving walkway

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.

by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013

Escargatoire

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.

If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?

by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Detroit Escalator

The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.

The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.

by The Rocky Road Man April 25, 2010