Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

Even Flow

This is one of the best, if not THE BEST, songs written and performed by American grunge band Pearl Jam. This song is recognizable for its catchy guitar riff and its hardcore chorus. It appears in Guitar Hero 3 and is one of the best songs to play.

Even Flow,
thoughts arrive like butterflies,
oh, he don't know,
so he chases them away!!!

by therealmasterofpuppets July 22, 2009

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava

(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.

Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

even-outer

Masrurbation for the purpose of temporary hangover relief.

I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.

by Tashmoo12 December 12, 2016

Main Event Jey Uso

WWE Superstar Jey Uso competing in the Main Event of Smackdown weekly and aligns with Head of the Table Roman Reigns. "I'ma get em"

Tonight Main Event Jey Uso will face off against Daniel Bryan.

by That Madness April 7, 2021