Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023

escalade

A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.

Would you like to see my Escalade on 20's?

by § July 17, 2004

escanaba

1. A city in Michigan's upper peninsula.

2. A (probably Michigan-specific) slang term for "penis". (To get an idea of why, look at a map of Michigan, find Escanaba, and consider the fact that yoopers give their locations "on the rabbit" just like the trolls give their location "on the mitten")

1. I went up north to Escanaba this weekend.

2. She sucked my Escanaba.

by Riddley November 10, 2004

escalade

like the saying goes (that i made up)


beater cars wont get you far
but escalades will get you laid

w00t! that escalade is l33t! biotch

by invader ZIM December 16, 2004

Escapage

A word used by idiots instead of "escape."

"Hold onto the stopper tighter to reduce gas escapage."

by Stomalia April 19, 2017

The Escalator

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.

Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."

by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007

escalade

(Verb) to drive your escalade somewhere

Let's Escalade to Taco Bell for a Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

by ryan foti September 5, 2004