Driunkin

When you are so intoxicated you A.) cant type well and B.) are both DRINKING and DRUNKEN, culminating in horrid decisons.

"MAN, Vinny I was SOOOOO freakin driunkin I cybered with a dude...then banged Linney in her bunkeye!"

by trophy wife April 14, 2009

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

pound drum

The moment of time when the clock has two of the same numbers. ex. 11:11

walked into the room and saw it was a pound drum 12:12

by WEE-WOW June 19, 2016

Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.

Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!

by Drum on Bum November 19, 2016

Drummer's Syndrome

When drummers and wannabe drummers absolutely cannot stop tapping surfaces or playing drumkits in your practice space, despite the fact that the rest of the band needs to sort something out, you've got a case of Drummer's Syndrome on your hands.

"Goddammit, there he goes again with his Drummer's Syndrome! Stop fucking playing, we need to tune!"

by kikanjuuneko December 8, 2005

drumfunk

Drumfunk is a sub-genre of Drum 'n' Bass. Artists that make drumfunk include Breakage, Paradox, Seba, Fanu, Macc, Equinox and Chris Inperspective.

"lets catch the drumfunk set in room 2"

"macc's playing drumfunk live"

by Robert Goulds September 4, 2008

ass drum

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

by bigboss839 March 28, 2009