Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 7, 2023

Dishwashing

Dishwashing: The complex analysis, purification, polishing, and preservation of tupperware, tableware, and silverware, made up of materials such as metal, ceramics, porcelain, and plastic, using large quantities of the abundant resource found on various celestial bodies including our home planet earth, this resource contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and is often referred to as; water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydrogen dioxide, dihydrogen oxide, or dihydragen monoxide, some of these terms were used on the internet as a satire method of inducing fear on individuals personal way of life.

Person 1: Man, I hate dishwashing.
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by Rain.exe May 8, 2024

dishwashia

The uncontrollable urge to check if the dishwasher's empty, even mid-makeout.

Jim's Dishwashia struck again - he paused our wedding vows to make sure the plates were put away

by anonymous December 16, 2024

Dishwasher's Prerogative

the right for the roommate that actually washes the dishes to wash their dishes first and with priority

roommate 1: "everytime roommate 3 does the dishes, he washes all of his and then only some of the rest"
roommate 2: "well thats the dishwasher's prerogative"

by bigguy557 September 13, 2025

Dishwasher Smasher

When u hit a dishwasher repeatedly like ur humping a girl and throwing plates like its a stack of monkey

I've heard my friend do the dishwasher smasher all night

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026

Automatic Dishwasher

The perfect woman.

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.

by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016

The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021