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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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diddly do wap

He is a diddly do wap mfr.
by Taytayjayjay July 14, 2018
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Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Squon diddly darn fuck

Advanced what the fuck to an exponential degree enterchangable with squidly darn fuck
What in the squon diddly darn fuck did you just say
by Veldrexin September 22, 2021
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dip the diddly do

Basically, it means to have sex, it is usually used when the situation is awkward.
Dude: would you like to... U know... Dip the diddly do?
Girl: Sure!
by ShopMrbeast.com November 25, 2018
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diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.
bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.
by The real jesus December 12, 2013
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Spitting Diddlies

For friday, dude.
Hey me and wonk were spitting diddlies friday.
by Giddy tiddy August 26, 2021
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