dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Dickbean

Baseball: dìk-Beeń: The act of getting the ball thrown intentionally at you. To get hit by a pitch intentionally thrown to hit you.

It seamed like Johnny tried Dickbean
Alex, But he ducked and didn't get hit!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

dicksmanship

Pertains to skill of penis use.

It had been a while since she was treated to such a wonderful display of dicksmanship.

by Sidlybuzz May 21, 2016

dickblash

When you smash that a$$ with such aggression that your girl can't move her head the next morning.

I need a neck massage, those backshots last night gave me dickblash.

by MadRobGankabish May 29, 2017

Dickburns

When you remove all your pubic hair except for the areas on the sides of your genitals.

Since I didn't want to burn my balls with nair, my dickburns ended up looking something like wolverine from the x-men.

Yo bro you could use a touch up, I haven't seen dickburns that thick that since 1970's porn!

by Ketamine.Fix August 7, 2017

Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

day of the dickheads

if you were born on december 8 you are a dickhead

day of the dickheads is when all dickhead were born, i was born on day of the dickheads.

by yournandotcomyournandotcom October 27, 2019