Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room

Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!

by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008

cummybears

Gummybears that were cummed on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just came!

Girl 1: Noooo! Not on my bears! Gross.

Guy 1: Biiitch, their cummybears now. Eat em!!

by PinkRhage July 10, 2010

Cummy ache

“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”

I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.

by Swazyy October 27, 2019

Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.

Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.

by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009

Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair

Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.

by toofer June 6, 2009

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017

Cumpissslit

\ kəm-’pis-’slit \

Vulgar slang

Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate

Adjective

2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels.

by Skeki May 23, 2018