1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.
2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
Edward Cullen.
by alto2srock April 15, 2009
by m1serybusiness October 19, 2020
Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest
by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021
by Elliot C. Nulv May 29, 2011
Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.
by Hardennnnnnn April 30, 2021
The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
by K-$&SS September 14, 2009