crud mud

You're in some crud mud right now.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.
My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.
by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023
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Crud-hustler

Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.
'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''
by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021
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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 23, 2022
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Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.
Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
by WyldOzzy August 10, 2018
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Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
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