crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Crud

Crud can be used for anything

crud I just sat on the remote and broke it. what the crud we gonna do.

Your a crud munch

by Crud cobra September 2, 2021

crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals

i have to check for crud before my dick appointment

by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019