cuntusion

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.

Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

*confusion*

When there is an emma on the all boys chat she texts this when confused cuz she think it’s cute.

The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.

Emma: *confusion*

by TheRealDeal8675309 May 6, 2020

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

piss confusion

when a person (or persons) enters a state of anti-sobriety in which they confuse an unacceptable pissing location (i.e. a closet or suitcase) for an acceptable pissing location (i.e. a toilet). Piss confusion often occurs in a sleep-walking state, following an evening of excessive consumption of wine, beer or spirits.

"Me and my buddy drank 40s all night and crashed. Two hours later I woke up to the sound of my buddy peeing in his open suitcase. Yep, classic case of piss confusion."

by 100calfroyo September 1, 2012

Boomer dropoff confusion

So many people think Gen-X starts in 1964-65 and that this is because it is when thedemographic baby boom dropped. But this is incorrect. There are scientific charts and graphs which PROVE that the baby boom officially ended around 1960, when that big high line in the birth rate graph suddenly takes a DIVE. It didn't start to dive in 1964, it started to dive in 1959. It's like watching a plane crash. It didn't happen all in one year and it didn't happen in 1964, and it most certainly marked the end of the baby boom. Although the official "bust" arguably occurred around 1965, it makes no sense to classify someone born in 1960 as a baby boomer---or some OTHER generation---solely on the basis of this much perpetuated----and unending---baby boom drop-off confusion. The Generation Jones issue does not help to address this issue, in my opinion, except for MARKETING purposes perhaps. The younger half of Gen Jones (1960-1964) is, ultimately, the first wave of Gen X---the leading edge ---and not culturally different enough from those born between 1965 and 1971 to be considered a different generation.

If you think you are a Boomer because you were born in 1961, you are suffering from Boomer dropoff confusion. The cure for Boomer dropoff confusion: look at pictorial graphs of birth-rate changes.

by boogylady October 6, 2013

concussionize

the act of giving a concussion.

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.

by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008