ballin out of control

Living life large.

Tonight we're going to be ballin out of control.

by Towfiqa October 15, 2008

Birth Control Shirt

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.

When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

Jerry Cantrell

fucking gorgeous.

girl: did you see that guy? he was hooot!

other girl: yeah! he was, like, jerry cantrell hot!

girl: totally!

by jerrygirl<3 October 17, 2010

West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.

Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.

by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007

dick control

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

by dwayne May 13, 2004

Piece Control

The act of owning majority of building pieces in a Fortnite build or boxfight.

Itsjerian is a god of piece control

by Civyfn twitter September 7, 2020

Controller

Contextually can refer to a remote control or a device used for gaming.

Please pass me the controller.

by Draft May 15, 2019