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covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
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contraption

any contrivance or device
That contraption will mess up the land.
by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009
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Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street
"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....
by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010
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construction blow

Dipping tobacco,

See Miami Vice Season 2 Episode 9
Hey man want a bump? No thanks I have my tin of construction blow...The working mans candyO.
by LiquorS June 11, 2016
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Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom
'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'
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GLSS construction worker

A person that only purpose is to occasionally sit on their phone and drink tims instead of work.
Also can be see walking around the school just to boost moral of the students so they have hope that the school will be built soon.
Also lies a lot saying that the school will be done by november but everybody know that it won't be. The only qualifications to be a GLSS construction worker is to be slower than molasses going uphill and as useless as a bag full of shit.
Yo this man a GLSS construction worker he dont do anything except do as little as possible to get paid
by my preferred pronouns are hehe September 24, 2019
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Emotional Constipation

its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time
A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too
by sumn October 4, 2019
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