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The Ebony Conspiracy

African Americans (ebonies, blacks, etc) purposefully allowed themselves to be slaves in order to use the race card many years later in order to get their way.
The Ebony Conspiracy is finally being unraveled!

commercial conspiracy 

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!
200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy
commercial conspiracy by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011

Evil Atheist Conspiracy 

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. According to the story, the EAC plans to conquer the world, persecute Christians, and abolish everything good. Comments on the EAC frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members' duty to deny the existence of the EAC.
"The newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the Establishment Clause." "Excellent work. Your commendation will soon arrive from Evil Atheist Conspiracy HQ by black helicopter -- or at least it would if the EAC existed."

Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.

vast right wing conspiracy 

Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."

There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!

Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest