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coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"
by aaronak November 9, 2004
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Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016
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Comcaneurysm

A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooningin the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008
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Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh
Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?
by Laineyboo October 23, 2011
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Common Senseless

1. Acting senselessly in situations that typically require only a small dosage of practical knowledge.

2. Lacking common sense, but typically still intelligent.
Common senseless moments are often accompanied by either personal injury or a financial blow, and they almost always involve extreme mortification.

Ex. The most common senseless moment I’ve ever had was when I went to that bathroom in the woods and wiped with a poison ivy leaf. Ouch.

Ex. How is it possible that my sister goes to Harvard and yet she still manages to run out of gas at least once a week. She is so common senseless!
by Common Senseless Girl October 18, 2012
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common class

noun

refers to all within the social group which are not members of the economic and political elite or the aristocracy. Also in contrast to the term used by the left (working class) which effectively refers specifically to those within the social group who are manual factory or industrial workers. Common class however, makes reference to both the employed and unemployed members of the social group as well.
Mike who is a Doctor, Charles who is a manual labourer, Tracy who is a Teacher, John who is homeless and unemployed are all members of the common class.
by Baron Neville July 3, 2017
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coconut mall

by peepeepoopoojdkvhnfgjnghm December 9, 2018
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