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Cylinder

Cigarette . Since everyone knows what the term squares means, A new term has been made. Its based off the shape of the cigarette.
"hey man i could really use a cylinder."
"Sure i have a full pack"
by ilovetaytayj. August 25, 2011
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commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.
Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006
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penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.
Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night
by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019
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Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.
Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.
by ketchupface October 29, 2012
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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
by the trombone April 7, 2019
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clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
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