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cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.
Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
by PMR February 24, 2003
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Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.
Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!
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cocksucker

Brian: I sucked so much cock yesterday.
Peter: Oh my, you're such a cocksucker
by Grigster March 11, 2017
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cocksucker

a person who will do ANYTHING for personal pleasure or gain. This person uses people with sob stories and fibs and worms and weedles the way to his/her goal BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY (no diss to Malcolm Shabazz). Such people are also called brownnosers, bootlickers and asskissers.
Every day at the start of the shift Greg went to Mr. Goremann's office for a special "pumping up" chat session. The rest of us working "trash" would watch this drama enact itself day after day. We'd say, "Looka this. Greg is such a cocksucker!". One day Greg got promoted to head chief of the plant crew. 6 months later he hung himself in a storeroom with a note saying that he lost his soul and couldn't handle the new responsibilities.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 21, 2010
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cocksucker (Cok-Suka)

:see above
2.Any person or persons who go by the name Bobby Rose.
3.See homosexual
Bobby Rose is a little Cok-Suka.
by bobbyu rosde November 1, 2003
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Cocksucker

A term used constantly in the HB0 television series "Deadwood" to refer to any character who has displeased another. Widely employed by Deadwood inhabitants who speak little English (aside from the word cocksucker).
"San Francisco cocksucker"--Mr. Woo, Deadwood character
"San Francisco cocksucker"--Al Swearingen, Deadwood character
by Toollio September 21, 2005
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