cloud energy

what girls from the midwest with botched plastic surgery say to make themselves feel special

"did you see that girl is STILL trying to make ~cloud energy~ happen?"

"yeah, she's really emitting CLOWN energy lmfao"

by girl blunt April 3, 2019

Clofuckis

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.

Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

by You'relonesomecowboyburt October 14, 2020

Cloudflared

The process of losing internet connection when initially connecting to the cloudflare VPN. It's aggravating!

I cloudflared so hard, I thought my internet sucked.

by echizen91 August 3, 2022

Dump cloud

The stank left behind when you take a dump

When I walked into the restroom the dump cloud hit me in the face like a bitch slap!

by Marfamcfab April 19, 2020

nope cloud

A single, suspicious looking cloud in the sky. The term comes from the movie “Nope”, where in the movie a ufo hides in said cloud.

Guy 1: yo dude look its a nope cloud

Guy 2: oh shitttt

by Nopecloud🛸 December 7, 2022

Cloud 10

It's 1 cloud past Cloud 9, a new high, that needs no drugs nor alcohol, just the one you love.

When you are with the one that makes you float up sooooo high, you loose track of time and space. Even forget everything around you and any worries that you have.

You'll feel like this:

Your eyes, are all i see past all the worries and people who mean nothing
when i look into them, i can touch you without a finger, and without a finger i can feel you

And on this perfect saturday afternoon, i can see my self through thoseee eyes, and i can see, you see me, better than all the rest.

Caroline whips me up into Cloud 10 when I'm with her.

by Nanpan1 April 5, 2010

Simpsons' cloud

A cumulus cloud, the type you see at the beginning of The Simpsons TV show. See also Simpsons' sky. Very useful when describing to someone clouds without having to remember which ones are cumulus, cirrus, etc.

There were only some Simpsons' clouds, so it was a pretty nice day.

by Dane S June 27, 2007