by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020
Get the clarinet mafia mug.The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.
by BMaeson April 18, 2008
Get the Clariceism mug.the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
Get the post coital mental clarity mug.The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.
Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"
by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009
Get the Clarinettage mug.From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.
Hi Clarita! It's me John.
by John March 27, 2005
Get the Clarita mug.A gorgeous loving girl who everybody falls in love when you first see her! Unbelievably caring,has a big heart,shy,and independent!Very intelligent and sometimes thinks to much into things. When she sees something she doesn’t like she will automatically jump into conclusions...She is also a flirta lil bit of tease and gets a kick out of guys getting jealous of each other over her!!Shes a keeper! When she loves somebody hard...she’s the DOWNEST FEMALEon earth! When you want to meet up and you text her out of nowhere... she will literally stop what she’s doing just to go to see you!! She has great style and every guy would love to have a girl like clarise! SHE IS VERY LOYAL!!! This girls is very addicting! This girl will BLOW your mind in bed! She’s shy but the biggest freak you’ll ever meet!
Boy #1: ayoo!!! Who’s that?
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!
by True love ❤️ October 4, 2018
Get the Clarise mug.A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.
Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
by Cockdriller August 11, 2010
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