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clag

Verb, to clag: to stick one object to another.
Are you going to clag a new sign on the door?
by David Palmer May 30, 2005
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Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!
"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"
by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006
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Leaving Clegg in charge.

'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
by Nex Solo August 16, 2011
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Nick Clegg

Current leader of the UK's 3rd largest political party (liberal democrats). Before the first televised debate between the 3 main party leaders, it was commonplace to mock him for the fact that the media paid attention to the other candidates. Since the debate, he has become more popular as a political figure.

A politician and all-round bad boy from sheffield. Although a leader of a party which is renowned for fence-sitting, he's really done some crazy shit in his time.
"Damn, some crazy mother just set my cacti on fire"
"Must have been Nick Clegg"

(2009)
"Who's that guy?"
"Dunno."

(2010)
"Who's that guy?"
"Leader of the lib dems"
"k"
by doc daneeka April 28, 2010
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claggage

the term to describe when the pubic foliage, becomes entangled and/or matted in ones vaginal flaps, or foreskin region of the male genitalia.
"That girl was fit until i got my hand stuck in her claggage, i really didn't expect that, but if you want DFS i have her number!"
by Jakob Doyle-Finch February 13, 2007
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clangun

a clan that plays Tac Ops. A clan that is run by a "balls floppin on table natiz admin" (Spook) that likes to bad mouth/kick/ban any player that is better than him (which in his mind is hacking ) in order to prove to every one else that the only thing he can control is a server that he can't even pay for him self and has his kool aid drinking lackeys pay for after threatening them with pictures of him screwing his cat/girlfriend/lover. He is also a self proclaimed master of many fighting styles and has black belts in "so many that he lost count".

When in reality, the only thing that would happen if he was confronted in person by any one of the many people that he has threatened, would be that he would "soil him self". Then he would have to go running to his cat crying and begging to make it all better, at which time the cat would run off leaving this 35year old, that still lives with his mom to go running to her crying his little heart out.

This clan leader (spook, actor4nyc) is such a lame ass that he believed that because he was actually able to speak to a woman, with out wetting him self, that he was gonna marry her. Only to have his heart broken by her never wanting to see him again.

Considering that a clan is portrayed by the clan leader, this should say something about the entire clan. To be clangun is to be lonely, sad and pathetic. A lonely loser who is in his/her late 30's early 40's and still living at home. One who has no control over anything in their life.
Look at that guy, he is so clangun he needs help!
by Easytarget August 5, 2009
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Clagging

The act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and pressing your stomach against theirs marking a glue like substance between the two bodies.
My partner and I share a connection through clagging.
by Clagmaster June 14, 2017
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