Cigarette

Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.

"Mary lit a cigarette today, she says it relieves her stress."

by Define Me March 17, 2008

cigarettes

cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...

whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.

and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.

two luckys: one for good luck, and one for good fuck.

by cancer sticks are beautiful July 3, 2005

Vancouver Cigarette

A marajuana joint, affectionately titled "Vancouver Cigarette" because of Vancouver's appearant love of the drug, especially ummong aging hippies. May also be due to the high output of marajuana sales in and around the area.

Wow that's some good Vancouver Cigarette.

by The Bell Witch September 4, 2006

cigarette mouth

The wrinkled, shrivled up appearance a long term smoker's mouth takes on. Typically seen on trashy women.

No matter how tight her jeans are she still can't get ride of that cigarette mouth.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 23, 2007

full flavor cigarette

A cigarette that is not a light.

Not a camel light or any cigarette with light or ultra light in the name.
A Example of a full flavor cigarette:Marlboro red, Marlboro 72's

by smokey LiL-J September 24, 2006

phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.

Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome

by MDMI June 10, 2009

cigarette math

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."

by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009