V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 6, 2003

chip and pin

Rhyming slang for 'grin'.

Although this phrase is usually compressed in the vernacular, one could still use; "Look at the chip and pin on her". More commonly; Wipe that chip off you face, What's he chipping at?, She's got a chip like a Cheshire Cat.

by DJ Blisterpack November 22, 2006

chip buttie

A sand which comprised of chips between two slices of bread. Usually purchased from a fish and chip shop. Served with a variety of sauses (tomato, brown, mayonnasie etc)

Yeah mate i will have a can of coke and a chip buttie please. Oh and put some brown sauce on it.

by I J Moore October 30, 2007

chip cob

Another name for a chip buttie (sandwhich comprised of chips between two slices of bread) usually served with tomato sauce (tomato ketchup)

Yeah mate I will have a chip cob with tomato sauce please.

by I J Moore October 30, 2007

Caripoo

The massively urgent need to shit after consuming a highly caffinated beverage from Caribou Coffee.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just finished my large iced mocha 'moosed' and I was late to my appointment due to a 'Caripoo' situation."

Guy 2: "Yup, I've been there before too."

by MN2NMIXR June 8, 2007

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

chipdrunk

In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"

Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he's the big stack at the table.

by tcw June 13, 2007