the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)
On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.
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2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.
2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
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A can of booze that isn't quite the normal size of a can, normally Carlsberg. People who drink this tend to be rather effeminate and prefer to drink these 'baby cans' rather than cans for adults. You also must pay more money for these as you are paying for the privilege of not being a real man.
Dude 1 : Hey dude, are those Morrin Cans? Couldn't you find the proper sized ones?
Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.
Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.
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The band includes a rockin rhythm section (bass, drums, guitar, and piano), a powerful horn section (trombone, saxophone, and two trumpets) as well as two fabulous, versatile female lead singers.
Chains Required is a Tuolumne County favorite. They have been featured at events such as the Mother Lode Fair, Sonora Magic of the Night Festival, Concerts in the Park on numerous outdoor stages, and the 2009 Sonora Blues Festival, as well as countless restaurants, private parties/weddings, and other local events. If you see them perform, you won't be able to keep yourself from dancing, whether it's in your chair or out on the dance floor!
The band includes a rockin rhythm section (bass, drums, guitar, and piano), a powerful horn section (trombone, saxophone, and two trumpets) as well as two fabulous, versatile female lead singers.
Chains Required is a Tuolumne County favorite. They have been featured at events such as the Mother Lode Fair, Sonora Magic of the Night Festival, Concerts in the Park on numerous outdoor stages, and the 2009 Sonora Blues Festival, as well as countless restaurants, private parties/weddings, and other local events. If you see them perform, you won't be able to keep yourself from dancing, whether it's in your chair or out on the dance floor!
"Have you heard of Chains Required? No, I don't mean the road signs, I mean the BAND! They're awesome, you gotta check 'em out!"
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