changes

Best song of Tupac's

I see no changes
All I see is racist faces

by timpac April 28, 2004

change around.

when you are at work and somebody says something and you want to say "thats what she said" but can't because of people around you. instead, you say the name of your work that way the people you work with understand you but the customers do not.

ted: hey bob, can you hold this package for a bit?

bob: FedeX!

ted: haha good one bob. nice change around.

joe: hey bill I need you to put the special sauce on these buns.

bill : Mcdonalds!

janet: hey john I think I need your help opening the back door.

john: thats what she said!

janet: your fired and I'm sueing you for sexual harassment.

john : damn, should have used a change around.

by i9incher August 15, 2009

Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.

The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.

by xXxX June 11, 2013

Chang Challenge

A drinking game (often played on boats) involving the notoriously unpalatable Thai beer, Chang. Any time someone commits an act deemed to be typical of his/her persona, loud cries of "CHANG CHALLENGE!!" ring about and said person must then consume an entire bottle of the spicy brew at once. What constitutes a 'Chang-able' offence is open to group consensus and can be very broadly defined. This game is popular in Queensland, Australia.

Eric: "I really just want a girl who would stuff her stockings with cottage cheese just for me"

John: "...Uhhh, what is wrong with you?! Chang Challenge!!!!"

-Eric must now drink a Chang-

by Yewwwwwwwwww May 22, 2011

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes

what may change you, but you can't trace time (courtesy of Bowie)

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame
You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time

by Jae Riley February 23, 2008

change everything!

A silly word game where you just change/negate everything in a common phrase.

examples of change everything!:
"Ahem, what's elevated physician?"
"All solid foods for me."
"You are brain dead, even though he is not."
"who isn't my mommy?"
"Intercourse Adhesive suggests a celebratory consumption of alcoholic beverages." (Nematode Cellulose).
"Eastminster admission of doubt"
"The boo chair. The bay care. Thick and dull stick may care."

by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011