Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

Cactus 15-49

A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.

Friend 1: "Man, I don't want to ride in your car. If you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like Lindsey Lohan."

Friend 2: "No way man. That thing is a Cactus 15-49. The only time you've ever been safer was when you were in your mother's womb."

by Bert-Bert February 5, 2009

Cactus Sexual

Having a sexual attraction to nothing but Cacti.

"Niko is a cactus sexual"

by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016

Cactus

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.

She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.

by messygal August 23, 2016

Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022

cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008

Cactus Pussy

1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.

2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.

Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"

by anamazin August 22, 2008