Breezy Jangles

To have super long pubes that flow in the wind and are long enough to tie jingle bells to. Then to rape a Santa Clause at the mall and jingle hump while saying "Ho Ho Ho you Bitch"

"Dude, I saw a santa Clause at the mall getting it on on with some breezy jangles"

"No way?! that happened to me last week"

by HooooooHoooo May 5, 2010

the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010

breezy delight

Act of performing fellatio by a homosexual partner, or a man that performs fellatio.

That guy is a breezy delight.

by samson c November 24, 2006

Breezy

the most amazing and gorgeous girl you could get. she is always there for you and is always caring. she is also very loving

Man I am so glad I have Breezy

by yaboy56 August 15, 2016

Breezy

A trifflin' sleezy female thing that'll break your heart multiple times then leave you hanging on the telephone and then you'll come back because she's such a repulsive cutie that overwhelms you with her adorableness but then the cycle continues and you're just left confused, in pain, and in love.

Damn, that Breezy just hit me in the face with a tree and I cried but then she made me feel better then hit me again.

by Broken Hearted Satan February 1, 2014

Breezy

1. (n.) one who performs oral sex regularly; a bitch that blows
2. (n.) any female
3. (n.) the act of performing oral sex; brain
4. (adv.) a state of ostentatious euphoria; the state of ballin
5. (adj.) not difficult; simple; easy
6. (n.) beer; brew

Once that breezy saw how breezy I am, she gave me breezy all night. It was so breezy. Now I'm feeling breezy. Let's go get some breezies.

by McIllSick January 1, 2012

Breezy

A female that's easy or sleeps around a lot.

You'd better check your man cuz that breezy's all up on him.

by gloria October 19, 2002