Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

Cherry Blossom Party

A group of lesbians get together and have an orgy

a group of lesbians eat each other out, thus a "cherry blossom party"

by LostxKage March 12, 2008

blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

Blossie

A blowjob in Jozi ( Johannesburg)

Warren liked hanging out at the Jolly Roger because he knew he could score a blossie ( blozzie)

by Kev's Birthday collective January 19, 2014

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

blossifer

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.

".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"

by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015