porn blocker

the worst thing ever in the history of school. EVER!

"Hey Tod how is it in Canada?"

"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"

"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"

"School, of corse."

"Why school, Tod?"

"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"

TOD HAS SINGED OUT.

by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008

blackest way to die

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die

OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die

by SenorAndo June 19, 2014

clock-blocked

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.

I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.

by bizzk October 17, 2008

blockstarplanet

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.

Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?

by hello_pepolesez_1 June 9, 2018

Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020

up on blocks

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006