dipped berries

a polite way to refer to your balls, post teabag.

While out to brunch, my girlfriend ordered the dipped berries, and I laughed, because she just asked the waiter to teabag her.

by Alejandro Sanchez January 6, 2008

beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.

What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.

by Father Tyme January 6, 2014

Whisker Berries

1) A hairy scrotum resembling kiwi between a mans legs.

My Girlfriends Mom kicked me right in the Whisker Berries!

by ChanMan9001 May 5, 2015

the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

by Ardyfin July 14, 2017

bunkmat betrix

A dumb peice of shit

Stop being a bunkmat betrix

by 00Byerdisdead December 28, 2017

eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.

Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022

dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

by Daniel September 2, 2003