a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

bared out

to be high on xanex bars

Damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit.

by lbs December 16, 2006

Barley

Used as a truce term, chiefly by children, but also adults, often accompanied by putting one or both thumbs up. South Scotland, Northwest England, English Midlands, North& Mid Wales, from 14th C. Alternatives fainites London, keys West Scotland, kings South Midlands

You playing football?
I'm barley.

by swinetaxSwssdddDogglwDoggle May 17, 2017

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

Bartledoo

If you forget the word you were going to say, say Bartledoo

*packing for camping trip* *tent has been replaced with bartledoo*
Did you pack the Bartledoo?

by DankLicious December 14, 2014