Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

balushka

bal-oosh-kuh (n.) a person, generally female, who is slutty, gross, ugly, or just disliked by many other females.

Ian's ex is the biggest balushka ever, everyone's fucked her.


Did you see the look that girl gave me? What a balushka.

by gringalexis October 22, 2008

Devil's Blush (The)

Sexual Act. Devil's Blush is rendered with the application of menstrual blood to a person's cheek bones in lieu of manufactured make up. One does this by fingering a menstruating woman's vagina then, using the bloody fingering, applying the fluid to the cheek. Only a small amount is required.

David noticed his sweetheart couldn't find her make up bag. Being a crafty sort and knowing she was menstruating, he reached down, fingered her bloody snatch and kindly solved the dilemma with a bit of the Devil's Blush (The).

by KAFGeoGuy September 21, 2011

Blushtash

An enlarged adam's apple in upper part of the throat, coused by the embarrestment of being turned on by woman mustache.

Click for image of blushtash yoda

its a fat hairy hoe, im gonna get a throat blushtash.

Yoda has a blushtash because he hangs out with chubacca

by Papa john April 1, 2008

Baluthered

Irish term for being either tired or drunk, but usually drunk. Pronounced: 'bah-loo-thered'

'Jesus man. After those shots of 90% poitín I'm baluthered!'

by 1759 January 9, 2009

ballshead

When the penis of a man is so small in size, that he lacks a "shaft." There's just balls and then the head. Ballshead. It can also be used to refer to anything that is a huge disappointment, or generally lame.

To correctly pronounce this word, it must be said very rapidly, and in one syllable.

Mary: "So I finally had sex with Steve, and he was ballshead. I can't believe it."

by charlez360 October 23, 2011

Ballshit

Really annoying. very gay sometimes funny

His name is ballshit

by Super chilllllll March 25, 2017