Cock Blossom

N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.

Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.

1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!

2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.

by DPEX August 22, 2011

Fart Blossom

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

Blosser

A proven winner, one who is admired and idolized at the tasks he/she is peforming... basically just the man. pronounced: Bla-sir

Man, I never knew Eddie was such a Blosser on the court

by Danny Z December 29, 2005

Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

ballssack

A mans usually hairy sack that contains his sperm fluid

Damn my ballssack is itchy as hell

by Mybestfriendhasatightpu$$y June 18, 2021

Cherry Blossom Party

A group of lesbians get together and have an orgy

a group of lesbians eat each other out, thus a "cherry blossom party"

by LostxKage March 12, 2008

blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

by MCNEEL February 28, 2008