ballhead

Person who is a white male and and is good at doing the runner from the filth. He has a certain comedial value and calls everybody 'Neil'.

"What are you doing you ballhead?", to which the correct reply would be: "ballhead skills".

by Ballhead Smith November 23, 2003

baldhead games

Used to describe any nature of foolishness, schemes and foolery.

"You going to the party?"
"Naw, they overcharging people. They playing baldhead games."

or

"Mother Nature been on baldhead games with all this snow."

by LibroQuatro March 12, 2014

Baloid

Noun: The name given to a cosmetically challenged moronic adolescent teenager with no personable social skills

God, look at Leanne with those fake eyelashes, botox lips and tattooed eyebrows, she can't even talk to me properly....she really is a Baloid

by Pinked April 24, 2019

Ballhog

Person with 2 IQ that never passes the ball, a.k.a main reason of the game loss.

-"Dickhead is such a Ballhog, he always choose to throw the ball and fail instead of passing the ball to someone who is wideopen."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Baloney Pony

A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).

Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!

Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.

by BB2023 January 31, 2023

fried baloney

an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.

Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.

by jim's friend November 26, 2007

Baloney Tail

a pony tail hanging from your balls, usually with a bead attached to it.

Birky and Maxy have the longest baloney tails ever.

by maxy9799 March 18, 2011