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Bauerology

BAUER-olo-GY n.

1. The study of CTU Agent Jack Bauer (of the show 24)his
-actions
-speech
-technique
-reflexes
-style
-philosophy
-psychology
in dealing with unique situations, etc.

which leads to post-show conversations and Bauer's methods.

2. Anything of, or related to, the character development of Jack Bauer and its further discussion, associations, and fanfare.
eg: a)Bauerology- a social behaviour result such as the way Jack Bauer's overuse of the word "dammit" has created a social behaviour with college students of the Jack Bauer drinking game -for whenever Jack says "dammit" on the show, a person takes a shot.

b) Jack Bauer's methods of torture/manipulation to attain what is needed- the greater good. With Jack's use of Bauerology of getting the job done. One's use of Bauerology may not always be right but may be good justification once results are shown.

c) Bauerology -because the character Jack Bauer seemingly doesn't die, Bauerology proves Bauer's method to get things done quickly and efficiently allows to secure the goal(s) of common interest, in favor of morally correct conclusions.
by CTUBauerMission April 30, 2006
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Baust

to baust:

to attack someone with owls
"ZOMG Szadek gots baust!!"
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Baudelaire

A beautiful family who suffers from great tragedy.

- Bertrand

- Beatrice
- Violet
- Klaus
- Sunny
- Beatrice II
That family is like the Baudelaires, always in trouble.
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baultic

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Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015
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Hee-ho-baumba

Exclamation; michivious/ devious

Used typically after a devious act whilst rubbing one’s palms together like a fly
As he stared at the burning bank he wore a mischievous grin and yelled to the wind behind him “Hee-ho-baumba!”
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baumstein

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.
The baumstein dropped the vase.
by dbaum April 24, 2014
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