whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.

I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go

by Rob December 8, 2003

chop a batch

to chop up cronic and tabacco in a mole cup with some sweet scissors.

lets chop a batch, thats all i do all day, every day, chop batch's!!

by Mc Ope June 19, 2008

Whip up a Batch

A guy masturbating quickly.

I caught him whipping up a batch to internet nudies.

by November May 20, 2005

gnar batch

something so gnarly that it is infact a whole batch of gnar.

abbr: 'gnarbs'

"hey jimmy, i just buttfucked your mom and the dog liked my balls."

'dude, gnar batch.'

by steve turbs October 11, 2004

Skink batch

A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.

Kid: Leslie is such a skink batch.
Teacher: What's a skink batch?

by Losti March 21, 2005

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006

small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014