no assumption

a band who you cant really put a finger on their genre.
they think their the best and have obnoxious attitudes and large egos but the sound they create is loose and crap.
the vocals have a weird sound(much like dying cats)
and overall they sound cliche and suck.
most of the members are deadbeats going nowhere.

ashton- OMG GUYS WE ARE SO AWESOME LETS GO GET DRUNK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALL THE GIRLS WANT ME AND BOYS TOO
zane- I KNOW GUYS IM SOOO COOL I SAID BINGE DRINKING WAS BAD AND I'D NEVER DO IT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. IM SO HOT WITH MY AFRO
ASHTON- YEAH RANGA PRIDE. SO HOT.
ALL-
NO ASSUMPTION R0000000LZZZZZZ

by off-tha-wall October 22, 2008

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Assumption College

a small, liberal arts college located in a low-key section of Worcester, MA. Although it is a great school to get an education, The students are either brain-dead athletes who think they're God's gift to everyone around them or sketch balls who wear berets and believe in odd conspiracies.

Bob: Assumption College has lots of normal people.
Harris: Ummm, on the whole, no they don't.

by Awesome Blossom December 24, 2008

assimilate

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

by bananaquiet August 18, 2019

assumption

to make an assumption is to make an ass of u and mption

u: i made an assumption
mption: rly bruh

by LudwigVonPhoenix October 24, 2019

Assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population.

There was an assimilation when the whites started to follow the blacks.

by GPA4.5 September 4, 2007

assumption

the consumption of ass

Dude, make sure that ass is clean before assumption, or you might get e.coli

by dawalnuts July 15, 2009