Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

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Alien

1: Lifeform not from earth
2: David Bowie

Dude did you see Alien?

2: David Bowie is so sexy, could he be an alien?

by Jareths balls May 13, 2016

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Alien

Some kid with glasses that makes alien noises and hangs out with Roy-lee
don't get too close to him, he can and will bite you.

Not alien: "hey alien"
Alien: "No, DoN't CaLl Me ThAt!!"
Not alien "ok then, Alien"

by xxxaceyxxx June 25, 2019

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An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)

"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"

by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019

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Alienosexual

When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.

“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”

by Ría April 15, 2020

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Alien SIMP

An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)

Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP

by NonAlienSIMP September 25, 2020

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