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Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator
Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar
by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018
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Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.
My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.
by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018
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Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019
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late abortion

mum: i need a late abortion
baby: ok boomer end my suffering now
mum: doc get the gun
doctor: ok then milf
doctor: *shoots the baby*
by imawhore123 January 17, 2020
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Suprise Adoption

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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online adoption

Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.
You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers
by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020
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