Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

by SB-B October 1, 2008

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004

's

's is something that shows up on urban dictionary in some definitions and picture descriptions where the word "is" should be.
I just dont know why???

what it 's ho a was up?

wheres my weed? damnit where 's it!!!

by Tdowns June 14, 2007

aloose

something coming apart, to separate or divide, or break away from another part of an object.

I don't know how that came aloose.

by T_Baby_77 December 16, 2008

Allosexual

To be sexually attracted to people; The opposite of asexual

I'm allosexual.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Alos

when your moist wet vagina releases a hard cock in the middle of a rainy night

whys cabo not here today?......................
You didnt hear man he had his alos last night.

by john dubie October 15, 2009