November 1st

Boys today is the day you show your girl off on Snapchat weather it be goofy or sweet show them some love

Cameron: Bro it’s November 1st you know what that means

Zach: shit I gotta right a paragraph

by Ghey chick reee November 01, 2019

December 1st

The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪

Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over

Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning

Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st

by Rachel Wasolki November 05, 2019

September 1st

Send a booty pic day

U have to send a booty pic to him/her.

Girl 1 - Send him/her a booty pic they’ve probably had a bad day.
Girl 2- why?
Girl 1- because it’s September 1st (national send a booty pic day)

by Bfksbdneidvd d bdkdkdvd dbd. D August 31, 2022

May 1st

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

by Immathotandhoeboyssss October 16, 2019

March 1st

March 1st is national ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out today March 1st get in a relationship

by Uwi😶 February 29, 2020

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 03, 2003

September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

by lizard whore October 17, 2019