April 1st

This day is national for just giving really stupid jokes

John-Hey you have something on your shirt

Sophie-No i dont
John-Flicks his finger up her face
Sophie-What the fuck
John-its april 1st national do stupid jokes day

by Angela_4660 December 9, 2019

December 1st

The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪

Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over

Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning

Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st

by Rachel Wasolki November 4, 2019

May 1st

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

by Immathotandhoeboyssss October 15, 2019

1st happines

the pleasure from masturbation

his body was happy with first happiness

by crunk m June 9, 2005

March 1st

March 1st is national ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out today March 1st get in a relationship

by Uwi😶 February 29, 2020

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003

September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

by lizard whore October 17, 2019