Procrastapurgatory

When you wait too long to book something and there are no spots left, or no tickets left.

I'm in procrastapurgatory because while I was deciding where to sit, the concert sold out.

by Enjoying2day July 17, 2023

Procrasturbate

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.

I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.

by balistah August 20, 2023

Procrastisnack

To procrastinate something by snacking/eating a snack instead. (Similar to "procrastibake")

I am going to procrastisnack. I can't handle this anymore.

I love procrastinsnacking. It cleanses my soul and helps me focus.

Have you ever tried to procrastisnack? It might be help.. Or not... at.. all...

by LingDanc803 August 21, 2023

Procrasturbation

A synonym for edging.

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???

by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023

Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.

I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.

by Danlod2 July 22, 2024

Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024