20 definitions by balistah

Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.

The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.

by balistah August 21, 2023

Zepotha

A fake 80's horror movie made up by Tiktok users to purposefully spread confusion.

John: You look like Maxine from Zepotha

Tara: Divorce. Now.

by balistah August 21, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.

I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.

by balistah August 21, 2023

The Elites

'The Elites' refers to a conspiracy theory that says all of our lives are secretly controlled by one small group of people under the 'New World Order.' The Elites would control every government, having complete access to everything. Their final plan would be to bring the world to complete submission under them using heavy surveillance and other methods. It is a dystopian theory, something close to what George Orwell imagined when he wrote 1984.

Peter: Our lives are controlled by the Elites

John: Yeah, we have rights!

by balistah August 21, 2023

Cuh

A slang word used to refer to a friend, similar to bro or dawg.

Ay cuh you tryna get some food or what cuh.

by balistah August 21, 2023

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A disease contracted by inhaling volcanic ash.

I never should have gone to that volcano, now I got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by balistah August 21, 2023

Peak Fiction

A term used to describe fictional works as incredible or excellent. It is often used on TikTok by the anime community. The word 'Peak' is used as a way to say it is the final evolution of fiction, so amazing that nothing can exceed it because it is at the peak of all fiction.

John: Jojo's bizarre adventure is peak fiction!

Peter: Za Warudo!

by balistah August 21, 2023