Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.

I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.

by Danlod2 July 22, 2024

procrastistructuring

Verb. (Also: procrastastucturing.) A behaviour, common with engineering or computer science students, where a person spends their time making their work look better instead of actually making it do the bloody thing it's supposed to.

"I totally spent all of yesterday procrastistructuring my code."
"Does it work?"
"Of course not, but it looks great!"

by 0xFFFFFFFF November 22, 2017