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take the bus 

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!
take the bus by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.
Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

Omg what's the bfd 

Oh My god what is the big fucking deal in a rude manner usually when your saying who cares
Dude1: Hey i had a sandwich earlier

Dude2: OMG what's the BFD

What's the Burr? 

When you want to know what's going on or whats the situation.
Hey Carlos, What's the Burr? in class
What's the Burr? by I-Robb March 9, 2011

south of the border shower 

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

pat yourself on the backtivism 

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.
That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.