Human Ouroboros

When you're sucking your own dick and you get stuck from the lock jaw.

Bro I popped a Human Ouroboros last night, it was such a traumatizing experience

Human Ouroboros by antagic May 9, 2026

Human Bagpipe

When a person sucks a fart out of their partner's butt like a bong rip and blows it into their open vagina, resulting in an immediate noise of disgust.

"You know how people say communication is important in relationships? Well, a warning before the Human Bagpipe would've been nice."

Human Bagpipe by InaudibleThwomp June 4, 2026

Human Bean

1. (v.) The act of masturbating, specifically relating to female anatomy (clitoral stimulation). A playful, punny spin-off of the phrase "flicking the bean," inspired by the drive-thru coffee franchise of the same name.

2. (n.) A person who is currently, or is known for, engaging in said solo act.

Example 1
"Hey, I'm heading out to visit the Human Bean. Want me to grab you a double shot of espresso, or should I just come back looking refreshed and exhausted?"

Example 2
Mark: "Where's Jessica? She's been 'getting coffee' at the Human Bean for like forty-five minutes."
Chloe: "Oh, honey, she's not waiting in the drive-thru line. She’s at home practicing self-care."

Human Bean by Mayor_Gago June 11, 2026

Human Piss Bidet

Someone straddles a person sitting on a toilet. The person on top takes a poop between the legs of the person on bottom. The person on bottom then urinates on the top person's butt hole to clean them.

Hey Owen can you come and be my human piss bidet? - Wade

Human Piss Bidet by Raildog69420 July 2, 2026

Human centipede

When your wife is sitting on your face while your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob

Had a three-some last night. We human centipeded

Human centipede by Azkoolaid July 4, 2026

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking by urban savage March 28, 2019

Detroit Become Human 

A game that I waited 4 1/2 fucking years to come out. But it was worth it.

Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?

Yes?

Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?

Yes

Detroit Become Human by GothThespian July 11, 2018