Dildosaur

a teacher that stares over your shoulder and has BAD breathe like hes sticking a dildo in ur butt

That Dildosaur sub is WEIRD

by Will December 6, 2004

Dildomination

The act of being dominated by a dildo.

Ex:1
Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."

Ex:2
Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."

by LJoe January 19, 2010

Dildogenence

1. (adj) Acting spineless and floppy like a wriggling fake penis.

2. (adj) Acting like a poser (fake) and a dick.

2. (adj) Something of awesome proportions and magnitude.

See also: Dildojo, Dildike, Dildoser and Dildisease

Guy1: Dude! He just slapped your mom!

Guy2: Really!?!

Guy1: You gotta go help her. Kill that guy!

Guy2: He looks kinda buff though......

Guy2: Don't look now, your dildogenence is showing...

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

dildophile

one who is fond of dildos

Sam won't come out of the adult gift store. He's such dildophile.

by dzumwalt December 10, 2013

Dildobat

Dildobat is a big slightly curved dildo looking like bat(not the animal) that people use to either hit others or for other uses not to be confused with a regular dildo.

Dave: shit bob I accidentally hit susan with the dildobat
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious

by The Real ID December 29, 2014

Dildogram

A monogrammed dildo...because you're fancy.

The font on that dildogram is exquisite! What is that? Edwardian script?

by JayDman January 13, 2017

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017