snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Souffléd

Used to describe the feeling of approaching a high from use of marijuana. When someone is slowly becoming high so they are visibly "rising" to the point of being high.

Someone who is souffléd, experience progressive syptoms of highness, nearing the point of binge-eating and laughing at everything.

"Am I high yet?"

"You're getting there, I'd say you're just souffléd right now."

by NerdyMegaGayBoi February 25, 2020

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

SCUFFLETOWN

New name for CITY OF RICHMOND VA - attributable to all the civil activism.

Also a new mixed drink-

Welcome to SCUFFLETOWN, VA -

MIXED DRINK-

2 shots of REBEL YELL AND 2 shots of HENNESSY - straight up

by Xxxxooos September 19, 2020

Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

by ten32 October 30, 2020

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

shuffe

She is a who laughs for no reason

Dumb as hell
Knows nothing but pretends to know everything

Shuffe

by Shuffe February 9, 2021