Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective

Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?

by The_moondover April 8, 2022

Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun

Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating

by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022

child

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist

i want to coomit murder on that child

by agh im goona die May 19, 2022

child

the reason why i don't want sex

oh go piss off i'm not getting a child

by piss e piss May 28, 2022

Child Social Engineer (CSE)

A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.

He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.

by Nobody None June 4, 2022

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022