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St. Catharines

From elderly people who were here before the industrial revolution and think they're better than you to elderly call girls and the occasional junkie spinning on the sidewalk. Not a bad place to live but trying to find a job is like child pageantry. There are homeless people sleeping in places they really shouldn't. But still you'll see cars nicer than the one girl from high school who was friends with the football team. Theres plenty of places to shop but never enough parking, but who needs parking when driving in the city is confusing and the drivers here seem like they've been confused since they spoke out loud to read the dashboard to find the PRNDL.

Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.
I'm glad I moved to St. Catharines!
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st. johns orphanage 

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
st. johns orphanage by wafflespot December 23, 2020

St Machar 

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE fights every single week.
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
I go to St Machar Academy
St Machar by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

St stephens Catholic Secondary School 

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo
“They really treatin you like a mut”

St.Peter School 

It is a school that is a joke
St.Peter School is stupid
St.Peter School by anonymous March 2, 2021

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.
Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...